Beanie Boobies

This is a new category on Tittyology...and I LOVE it!

Leave it to the Japanese. I admire their quirky sense of fashion, love the food, and the country's given me one of my breast-est buddies. (She actually would roll her eyes at this one.)

Check it out. They're selling plush, stuffed breast toys....plush toys shaped like tataz.

They call them "breasts with at-tit-tude."

I realize that I may be crossing a line here that, once crossed, I may never return. First, I'm posting pictures of my own boobs. Now, I'm into Titty toys...it just sounds bad, doesn't it?

Notice that the darker breast above has a pierced nipple!

(If I were to do that, then that might definitely be too far...although when I think about it, I don't have any feeling in my left side. I wouldn't feel it which, from what I understand, defeats part of the purpose of having one's nipple pierced. I guess pain is a desired part of the experience...not that I know that much about nipple piercing.)

What I'm wondering is who their market is? What frightens me a little is that they're boobs with kid-like faces...I'm thinking creepy people with a thing for kids... shiver.

The itty bitty titty key chains are rather cute, though...but, wait, I already have a booby key chain. It lights up...and believe it or not...my right nipple still does, too. (Theoretically, I shouldn't be able to get "headlights" or "headlight" in this case - my left headlight is definitely out.)

Now I'm curious about nipple piercing...not getting it done. Don't worry... Inquiring minds have to know...I find the topic rather titillating.