Tittyology

Killer Titty Wannabees

Anybody else seen the South Park breast cancer episode??

Loved it...and now I call my boobies, "Killer Titty Wannabees" - they keep trying. But thank goodness that the best they can do is DCIS - and that we find it early.

If you haven't seen this South Park episode, I highly recommend it...as long as you're not highly sensitive. (Then again, if you are easily offended you probably shouldn't be watching South Park or reading this blog.

Here's an excerpt of dialogue between Wendy and Cartman - you had to know that Cartman came up with "killer titties", right?

Mr. Garrison: OKay, children. Let's all take our seats. Before we get started, Wendy Testaburger asked to share something with the class. Wendy?
Wendy: Thank you, Mr. Garrison. Fellow students, October is awareness month for the one of the leading cause of death in women. A terrible disease that takes the lives of American women everyday. I am talking, of course, about Breast Cancer.
(Cartman snickers)
Wendy: An estimated one in six women will deal with cancer in their lifetime. Breast Cancer is the most--...
Cartman: (giggles) She said it again.
Wendy: Is there a problem? 'Cause Breast Cancer isn't funny. Breast Cancer is killing people!
Cartman: Mr. Garrison, do we really need all this potty talk in the classroom?
Mr. Garrison: (Rubs his head) Eric, for the love of Jesus.
Wendy: This is a serious issue, Eric. What you're doing is very offense.
Cartman: Me? You're the one talking about "killer titties!"
(Clyde snickers)
Cartman: Watch out, guys. Wendy says boobs can kill people. Rawr! Gonna get ya! Gonna get ya!
Butters: I don't wanna get killed by boobs.
Wendy: Will somebody do something?! Every week he gets worse an nobody does anything!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, stop being offensive.
Cartman: I'm just trying to engage Wendy in a constructive dialogue about Breast Cancer awareness, Mr. Garrison.
Wendy: NO YOU AREN'T!
Cartman: Wendy, you need to calm down. You're gonna get your boobs all angry and then they'll start killing everyone.
(everyone laughs except Stan, Kyle and Bebe)
Cartman: Dude, I'm on fire today.

Clip of dialogue borrowed from www.tv.com : http://www.tv.com/south-park/breast-cancer-show-ever/episode/1233702/trivia.html

The episode is called "Breast Cancer Show Ever", from Season 12. Check it out.

If you can't find it, email me. (Email's at the top of the page.)

All the breast,

24 for Inspiration

I discovered this show while in the process of being diagnosed with cancer. I had heard of it from my hubby's Uncle Andy. He's a staunch retired military officer and said he liked the show. (High compliments coming from him as he doesn't really watch tv.)

I went into BlockBuster to pick up a movie and saw that they had 24. So, I picked up Season 1, Episode 1...and I was hooked.

Part of the appeal for me, I think, is that I have always been a size 4 or smaller...I've laways wanted to be able to bash heads when needed.

This show lets you vicariously take names and kick a*ss.

Isn't that what you want to do with cancer?

Sure, you can meditate and think positive thoughts. I did all those things, too.

 But cancer's a time when you need to tap your Inner Warrior, take names and kick a*ss.

I rented seasons 1 and 2 from Blockbuster. Hubs bought me seasons 3, 4 and 5 to watch while I was recovering. I got season 6 for Christmas. (We don't do t.v. - we have tv., just no channels.)

JUST FYI: A 2-hour "24" Movie is going to air November 23rd. I'm so excited that I'll be at my mom's so I can watch it...had to convince my mom that I really was coming home for Thanksgiving...and not just so I could watch 24.

I'm including a link to Season 1, just in case you need some inspiration and are just getting started with 24. (I'm warning you...it's hard to stop when you get started. The do cliffhangers well, and you never know who's going to die in this show. All characters are disposable - except maybe for Jack Bauer.)